I would like to start by saying I don’t believe in the death penalty. I don’t believe in retributive justice. I believe we have a serious problem regarding police on citizen violence in this country.
Well, just when you thought the world couldn’t be any more fucking horrible, there’s an update on the case of the Sedalia, Mo., man who kept his girlfriend in a box from January to April.
And here’s reason number #972 I am unlikely to date again.
I'm an atheist and I'm embarrassed. Not because I'm self-conscious about my convictions (lol, no), but because so many people insist on being such condescending dicks in the name of atheism. I didn't settle on my belief system because it's a great opportunity for me to dunk on church ladies—it's my belief system …